Mistletoe: What’s It to the Birds?

Next time you steal a kiss under the mistletoe, make sure to thank the berry lovers (and their poop).

It鈥檚 the most beautiful time of the year,
Lights fill the streets spreading so much cheer,
I should be playing in the winter snow,
But I'mma be under the mistletoe.

You can stop right there, ; we all know what鈥檚 coming next. Kissing under the mistletoe has been a holiday tradition ever since the English got it trending back in the 1800s (the plant first popped up as a symbol of love centuries ago ). But mistletoe isn鈥檛 just for carrying out romantic ploys. From a bird鈥檚 perspective, the plant isn鈥檛 holiday decor鈥攊t鈥檚 a cafeteria, a nursery, a place to shack up . . . basically, it鈥檚 a means for survival.

Here鈥檚 a closer look at mistletoe, and what it means to birds. 

Spreading holiday cheer, all year round

There are about out there, though only 33 are native to the United States. Fossil records show that they鈥檝e existed for millions of years. Out in the wild these evergreen plants are hardy, probably because they鈥檙e parasites: They grow on other trees and shrubs, stabbing their roots into the host plant to suck out its water and nutrients (heartwarming, I know). 

The not-so-cute meaning behind 鈥渕istletoe鈥

Here鈥檚 a fun etymology lesson: In Old English, "mistletoe" translates to 鈥渄ung on a twig.鈥 It (鈥渕istel鈥 meaning dung and 鈥渢an鈥 meaning twig). Apparently, the old Germanic tribes noticed that the plant sprouts out of bird droppings, and decided to label it as such. Yeah, you can鈥檛 make this s**t up.

Mistletoebirds (not something I made up for this article)

Yes, it鈥檚 all one word. These red-breasted cherubs live in Australia and the outskirts of Indonesia, where they spend their days dining on mistletoe berries (hence the name). The berries have seeds that are hard to digest, though鈥攁nd unfortunately, Mistletoebirds lack a unique organ most birds do have, , which stores and breaks down hard-to-digest bits and meals. Because the Mistletoebird , the seeds pass through its gut whole. This actually works out for the plant, since the seeds come out in perfect shape for germinating. They鈥檙e also sticky, and are usually strung together like a garland鈥攔eady to decorate any branch they鈥檙e pooped out on.

The plant that keeps on giving

Mistletoe (especially the dwarf variety) is a real favorite among birds in the American West. Raptors like Spotted Owls, Cooper鈥檚 Hawks, and Goshawks nest in it, while migratory songbirds such as bluebirds and Evening Grosbeaks gorge on its berries. Other species鈥擭orthern Beardless-Tyrannulets, Gray Jays, Pygmy Nuthatches, Western Tanagers鈥攈ide in the thick 鈥渨itches鈥 brooms鈥 to dupe predators. But the biggest mistletoe fan in North America is the Phainopepla, a desert bird that uses the plant as its main food source in winter. In the Sonoran Desert, where the parasite grows on acacia and mesquite trees, Phainopeplas spend a lot of time gulping down mistletoe berries. It鈥檚 a self-sustaining cycle: The mistletoe uses the bird as its seed mule, so the more fruit the Phainopepla eats, the more desert the plant can cover.

What lies beneath

Even the ghost of mistletoe is better than no mistletoe. A new by David Watson, an ecologist from Charles Sturt University in Australia, shows that the plant can help diversity鈥攁fter it鈥檚 all dried up and dead. In eucalyptus woods where decomposing mistletoe littered the floor, Watson counted 37 percent more insect-eating birds than in mistletoe-free zones. The reason behind this, Watson thinks, is that dead mistletoe is great for insects and spiders, so species like and can dig through it and find all the crunchy crawlers they want and deserve. Now that's the true holiday spirit.

Correction: There are 33 native species of mistletoe in the United States, which fall under two genera.